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i've seen george foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won. (muhammad ali) homepage about gallery archives contact mar 15: edl the new version this is a very good new site for the edl.. www.edl.me posted by andy rambling in general comments: (0) trackbacks: (0) -- oct 9: just some friday fun... this proves some doctors are, in fact, human and make normal mistakes!!! 1 . a man dashes into the a&e dept. and yells, 'my wife's going to have her baby in the taxi.' i grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the taxi, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. suddenly after protests from the lady i noticed that there were several taxi's, and i was in the wrong one. submitted by dr. mark macdonald, st. andrews hosp. glasgow. 2 . at the beginning of my shift, i placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'big breaths,' i instructed. 'yes, they used to be,'. . . replied the patient. submitted by dr. richard barnes, st.thomas's bath . 3 . one day i had to be the bearer of bad news when i told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. not more than five minutes later, i heard her on her mobile phone reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.' submitted by dr. susan steinberg royal london hosp. 4 . during a patient's two week follow-up appointment, he told me that he was having trouble with one of his medications. 'which one ?'. . .. i asked. 'the patch; the nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now i'm running out of places to put it !' i had him quickly undress and discovered what i hoped i wouldn't see. yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one. submitted by dr. rebecca st. clair, norfolk general. 5 . while acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, i asked 'how long have you been bedridden?' after a look of complete confusion she answered, 'why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was still alive.' submitted by dr. steven swanson- maidenhead royal kent .. 6 . i was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man i asked, 'so how was your breakfast this morning?' 'it's very good except for the kentucky jelly. i can't seem to get used to the taste,' bob replied. i then asked to see the jelly and bob produced a foil packet labelled 'ky jelly.' submitted by dr. leonard j. brandon. bristol infirmary. 7 . a nurse was on duty in the a&e when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. it was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation. when she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'keep off the grass.' once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said 'sorry, had to mow the lawn.' submitted by staff nurse rn elaine fogerty, kgh london . dr. wouldn't submit his name! posted by andy rambling in jokes comments: (0) trackbacks: (0) defined tags for this entry: jokes -- mar 19: extreme 'one man and his dog'! bbc once had a tv show called ' one man and his dog ' this was all about shepards, their dogs and a few sheep, trials kind of thing. not the most interesting program, kinda program you might catch if you were off school for being ill. now if they did the same show, but did it this way... watch the video... it would have been a lot more fun, and i can only guess brought in more viewers. posted by andy rambling in humour comment: (1) trackbacks: (0) defined tags for this entry: humour , viral video -- mar 13: credit crunch explain in beer terms the financial crisis explained in simple terms: · heidi is the proprietor of a bar in berlin. · in order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers - most of whom are unemployed alcoholics - to drink now but pay later. · she keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans). · word gets around, and as a result increasing numbers of customers flood into heidi's bar. · taking advantage of her customers' freedom from immediate payment constraints, heidi increases her prices for wine and beer, the most-consumed beverages. her sales volume increases massively. · a young and dynamic customer service consultant at the local bank recognizes these customer debts as valuable future assets and increases heidi's borrowing limit. · he sees no reason for undue concern since he has the debts of the alcoholics as collateral. · at the bank's corporate headquarters, expert bankers transform these customer assets into drinkbonds, alkbonds and pukebonds. · these securities are then traded on markets worldwide. · no one really understands what these abbreviations mean and how the securities are guaranteed. · nevertheless, as their prices continuously climb, the securities become top-selling items. · one day, although the prices are still climbing, a risk manager (subsequently, of course, fired due to his negativity) of the bank decides that slowly the time has come to demand payment of the debts incurred by the drinkers at heidi's bar. · however they cannot pay back the debts. · heidi cannot fulfill her loan obligations and claims bankruptcy. drinkbond and alkbond drop in price by 95%. · pukebond performs better, stabilizing in price after dropping by 80%. · the suppliers of heidi's bar, having granted her generous payment due dates and having invested in the securities are faced with a new situation. · her wine supplier claims bankruptcy, her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor. · the bank is saved by the government following dramatic round-the-clock consultations by leaders from the governing political parties. · the funds required for this purpose are obtained by a tax levied on the non-drinkers. · finally, an explanation we understand. posted by andy rambling in humour comments: (0) trackbacks: (0) defined tags for this entry: history , humour , jokes , news - uk , news - usa -- mar 8: escape concept not quite understood. most criminals who get caught are not always the brightest sparks, well they got caught? isn't that a give away ? so here's this bright spark (well a dim one, but there is a spark there) he has a master plan, he needs to get out of the hell hole that a state prison in georgia, usa not georgia in the caucasu. anyway, he's got this plan, escape! it works very well, he gets out, he's a free man! nobody say him do a runner. brilliant, pure genius! this is where the real plan fails, he was out of cigarettes, he was so desperate to get some, he hatched the escape plan, got out, and raided a local store, no he didn't pay for the ciggies, no he stole them, so far so not bright spark! the spark has now just gone out! he master plan was to escape the prision, raid a local store for a few cartages of ciggies, then try and creep back in. yep, he got caught when he was creeping back in with the swag of ciggies. genius! you don't think this is true ? well it's all here on the good old bbc, here from the huffington post. i'll put this down as escape fail! posted by andy rambling in news - usa comments: (0) trackbacks: (0) defined tags for this entry: news - usa , only in america , stupid things -- mar 1: signs a short and very simple story . -- posted by andy rambling in film reviews comments: (0) trackbacks: (0) defined tags for this entry: days , entertainment , video -- feb 16: oh dear me, i'm in so much trouble now yes, i could be in trouble as i often go to demonstration with my camera and what does one do, takes pictures of the real trouble makers, yep, not the folks in the demo, but the cops. they, in my view, get a bit too excited and well, though their weight (law) around abit. from today, a

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